nostopdasgay:

themindofapariah:



davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex


#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear


^ Cannot be unseen. 

However, Bill Cosby named him.
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meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

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xyes. yes I do.
Louise Brealey: I’m still rubbish at getting rubber gloves on and off, even though I’ve worn them in about eight things now. I am quite good at putting things down on a pad and nodding. [insp.]
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willamholmes:

OK

LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS

IF YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT

YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY

YOU WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ISN’T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS

YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS YEAR WITHOUT DYING, I PROMISE

NOW GO GET ‘EM

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never-too-old-to-be-a-fangirl:

bloggingthebatch:

benedictcumberbatchruinedme:

deathlyholmes:

HAIRRRRRRR




and now we know what Sherlock looks like on a high-humidity day in London when he’s all out of hair products (and razors)

never-too-old-to-be-a-fangirl:

bloggingthebatch:

benedictcumberbatchruinedme:

deathlyholmes:

HAIRRRRRRR

and now we know what Sherlock looks like on a high-humidity day in London when he’s all out of hair products (and razors)

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sherlokid-marauder:

<3
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spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

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Tagged by the lovely divine-rapier! Thank you very much! I feel like one of the people chisen to save the world now! Something like Avengers.. Okay, never mind. (I had blue hair during summer holiday!)

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag any number of followers. 

Name: Zuzanna

Nickname: I don’t really have one specifically, one of my friends have some nicknames for me (Analphabéte, Aubergine.. Connected to some funny stories), but mostly I’m called by the short forms of my name: Zuza, Zuzka.

Birthday: 10th July

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

Height: 167cm

Time zone: +1 GMT.

What time and date is it there: September 2, 5:49 PM

OTPs: Sherlolly, Mollstrade (I am sorry, okay? I know they both inculde Molly). Danny/Jo from Twisted.

The last thing I Googled was: Flying Dutchman

First word that comes to mind: fog

What I last said to a family member: “don’t you have a double-sided adhesive tape?”

One place that makes me happy and why: my bedroom, because it’s my own space on Earth full of things I love, full of creativity and myself, I guess.

How many blankets I sleep under: one. Except when it’s very cold in winter.

Favourite beverage: jasmine tea, green tea, hot chocolate, coffe.. I can’t decide actually. But mostly I drink tea and water.

The last movie I watched in the cinema was: TFIOS and Only Lovers Left Alive are the ones that come to my mind, but I’m sure I was in the cinema since then..

Three things I can’t live without: iPad with the internet connection, books (all of them. I love them, they’re my life, I couldn’t throw them away), my lovely bed ^^.

Something I plan on learning: as many languages as possible. Sculpting. And some astronomy. And classic literature.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Do not set a hard metal song as your morning alarm. (Unless you sleep through 8 alarms you set. THen do that.)

You have to listen to this song: (can’t decide!) “Gone” by Pearl Jam.

My blog(s): this and red-scary-swing (please follow, by the way!)

I tag:
il0vedaydreaming classyactress oscarwildess and if you want to do this then go ahead and say you were tagged by me.

posted 14 hours ago @ 02 Sep 2014
xme xmyself x&I xil0vedaydreaming xclassyactress xoscarwildess xfacts about me

porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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divine-rapier:

sherlockiansdivision:

Life advice:
Never put hard metal song as your morning alarm on the first day of school.

But at least you wake up.

Not like setting 8 alarms on and sleeping through EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM and having to take a taxi to school so that I can avoid the “200-burpee” punishment.

MAX VOLUME HARD METAL SONG MORNING ALARM HERE I COME

Oh, I sense a real talent!

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xthat is a huge thing indeed x8 alarms! xwow xmaybe try a metal song ;)